I got this on email and couldn't resist.
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
3. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other isles.
4. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
5. Put M& M's on layaway.
6. Move "Caution, wet floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell others you'll only invite them if they'll bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
8. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
9. Take up an entire isle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with GI Joe Vs. X-Men.
10. Ask every customer one at a time if they have any Grey Poupon
11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"
12. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
13. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through say things like "Pick me, Pick me"
14. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
15. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
Now I would never do most of these things but you have to admit they are funny. Hope yall enjoy.
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I'm with you I don't think I would do it, but these are pretty funny.
"1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day."
We didn't do this one, but remember when the talking parrots came out...they would copy everything you say?
Dustin & Lae turned on the entire pyramid display (at least 20 parrots) at a store in the mall one time and had them all talking at once!!!
I grabbed them and ran!!!
Thanks for the ammo--I'm on my way to Wally World first thing in the morning! ;-)
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